Striped Shirt Fan Gifts

French man holding a dish.

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

Relaxing on a sofa

Balancing two espresso martinis

Bumble Bee

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

I e-bay t-shirt.

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

"I'm in for observation."

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

'Did you see my ball come by here?'

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

Real men have facial hair.

I'm with Stew Pidd shirt.

"And I thought I was sappy."

'I went to the Shirt Fanciers Convention and all I got was this shirt!'

Clancy: Loud Clothes

"And so it begins!"

'Thank God it's fry day'

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

Movember: 'Te he he. This is so cool.'

What doesn't kill me makes me curiouser.

'Her clothes are so way out, she won first prize at a fancy dress competition, and she wasn't wearing fancy dress.'

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

"I thought something was funny on our wedding night, I took off my dress, and he put it on."

"I used some of that striped toothpaste you suggested. Now I've got striped teeth."

"That's off, I didn't realise animals wore pyjamas."

Wine and Stripes

'This fashion for quirky kit is going too far, don't you think, Joe?'

Coming off a sunbed with a stripy tan.

Women talking, "Our family 'hand me downs' go back a fair bit"

"Is this shirt for guys or girls?"

In a world where imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, there's nobody like Joe.