Striped_style_fan Gifts

"It's part of the punishment. Horizontal stripes make me look fat!"

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Bumble Bee

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Draw!

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Relaxing on a sofa

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

French man holding a dish.

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

St Bernard Toilet Holder

Stainglass Windows '33

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

"I knew you'd like this place."

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

"I thought something was funny on our wedding night, I took off my dress, and he put it on."

Movember: 'Te he he. This is so cool.'

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

Designer Babies - "A little distressing and this nursery would look good." - "Are you joking, minimalism is the way to go."

'This fashion for quirky kit is going too far, don't you think, Joe?'

"I used some of that striped toothpaste you suggested. Now I've got striped teeth."

Fuel Carrier

A man wears a jacket embroidered with the words "The Alleged Perpetrator - Bronx".

Stile victim.

'I hate having horizontal stripes: They make us look so fat!'

'I play a lot of sports.'