Striped_style_fan Pillows

"It's part of the punishment. Horizontal stripes make me look fat!"

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Bumble Bee

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Draw!

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Relaxing on a sofa

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

French man holding a dish.

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

St Bernard Toilet Holder

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Stainglass Windows '33

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

"I knew you'd like this place."

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

Movember: 'Te he he. This is so cool.'

"I thought something was funny on our wedding night, I took off my dress, and he put it on."

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

Designer Babies - "A little distressing and this nursery would look good." - "Are you joking, minimalism is the way to go."

'This fashion for quirky kit is going too far, don't you think, Joe?'

Fuel Carrier

A man wears a jacket embroidered with the words "The Alleged Perpetrator - Bronx".

"I used some of that striped toothpaste you suggested. Now I've got striped teeth."

'I hate having horizontal stripes: They make us look so fat!'

Stile victim.

'I play a lot of sports.'

The Urban Foxes.