Striped Toothpaste Fan Pillows

"I used some of that striped toothpaste you suggested. Now I've got striped teeth."

Bumble Bee

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Non-Humble Pie.

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Hairstyles

Relaxing on a sofa

Tortoise polishing his shell

Trash-talkin' artists

French man holding a dish.

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

'I like making pastry. It gets your hands clean.'

"It's an old movie, back before they invented color, and everyone wore black and white back then."

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

'Do you think I'm conceited?' 'No,why?' 'Girls that are pretty and intelligent sometimes are conceited.'

"I thought something was funny on our wedding night, I took off my dress, and he put it on."

Paris is baffled - how did the best French secret agent "blow" his cover?

Patio Melt

Toast Coming To Work

sleeping teeth

Tea Shirt

'Hah, now I see the source of your pain, Mr. Wilk. It's this metal filling.'

'This fashion for quirky kit is going too far, don't you think, Joe?'

"And she's had her tentacles waxed."

'No more hairy legs for me, I'm waxing now...'

"You imbecile! I asked for a bigger 'pout'."

'Your money and your eclairs.'