Striped Toothpaste Fan Pillows

"I used some of that striped toothpaste you suggested. Now I've got striped teeth."

Bumble Bee

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Non-Humble Pie.

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Hairstyles

Relaxing on a sofa

Tortoise polishing his shell

Trash-talkin' artists

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

French man holding a dish.

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

Top four least favorite summer camps of 2008.

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

'I like making pastry. It gets your hands clean.'

"It's an old movie, back before they invented color, and everyone wore black and white back then."

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

'Do you think I'm conceited?' 'No,why?' 'Girls that are pretty and intelligent sometimes are conceited.'

Paris is baffled - how did the best French secret agent "blow" his cover?

"Got milk?"

"I thought something was funny on our wedding night, I took off my dress, and he put it on."

Patio Melt

Toast Coming To Work

'No more hairy legs for me, I'm waxing now...'

"And she's had her tentacles waxed."

sleeping teeth

"You imbecile! I asked for a bigger 'pout'."

Tea Shirt

'Hah, now I see the source of your pain, Mr. Wilk. It's this metal filling.'

Have you tried white strips?

'This fashion for quirky kit is going too far, don't you think, Joe?'