Picnic Fans Gifts

'You can't beat alfresco.'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Polygamists' Picnic

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Relaxing in the Sun

The Adventures of God

French wine

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"You like yours well done, right?"

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

The Martini is invented.

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

Glyndebourne

The Camp, Pt. 1

Picnic with thieves

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

I'm instituting our own company stress test. Baxter here will taste test my wife's new broccoli pickle casserole.

I told you not to swim out to far

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

'Nice graphics.'

*=Hotdog

"Go ahead, it’ll put fur on your chest."

'What's a picnic without ants?'

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

'Hey (hic), I found a cave with a pond of water!'

"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."