Park Picnic Fan Gifts

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

A day in the park

Swinging

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Automatic swing machine

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

public toilet in the woods

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Jiddury? Social anxiety. That's what Google says it is, anyway. But Google's no doctor. I thought it'd be better to get the opinion of a professional. I see, well, why don't we start the diagnosis by having you hang up your phone, get out of your car and come inside? No, that's ok. I'm good here. You have a lovely parking lot. I've got donuts in here. No, that's ok, I'm good. I've got cracker crumbs on the floor.

"It's much cheaper than hotels."

'All the crabs you can eat, $1.00. But first you have to catch them.'

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

Visit a Place in your Past...

"I think our way is more elegant!"

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

Sausage

Caravan going one way, wheel going another.

"I did my own research and now I'm strongly anti-fire."

'You gonna eat that pickle?'

If the dragon was romantic.

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

"A gallon of maple sap and out comes enough syrup for my pancakes!"

'Could you show me something in my price range.'

"Let's eat lunch in the park and play 'Guess that Stranger's Tax Bracket.'"

Man Misses His Television Set

No caption. (A man in climbing gear walks on a stair-stepper machine. Showing on a monitor in front of him is a Buddhist monk).

'Aren't you glad we decided not to fly north thing spring?'

Park bench attendent giving a man a ticket

"Camping is in my blood! I harmonize with the humming of Mother Nature!"

'My family tree is Bonsai.'

Flies

Our 'used up' man takes a walk with his cousins in Kensington Gardens

"You be careful. I don't want you scruffing your shoes."

"Ah, here comes the caterer."