Bouncer Aficionado Gifts

Intuition Failure

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Dance.

"The club scene is really changing."

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Last Chance For Reality

"What'll ya have?"

Inhospitality tent.

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

You have had enough

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'How about a nice saloon?'

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

After party at the spill club.

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'I'll need to see some ID.'

Club insecurity.

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Victorian woman at a bar.

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."