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Intuition Failure

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

Dance.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"The club scene is really changing."

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Last Chance For Reality

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"What'll ya have?"

Inhospitality tent.

'How about a nice saloon?'

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

After party at the spill club.

You have had enough

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

I'm sorry, Miss. I can't involve the bouncer just to "teach somebody a lesson." Menu.

'I'll need to see some ID.'

Club insecurity.

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Victorian woman at a bar.

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."