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Gates of heaven with bouncers

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"The club scene is really changing."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Inhospitality tent.

You have had enough

After party at the spill club.

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'I'll need to see some ID.'

I'm sorry, Miss. I can't involve the bouncer just to "teach somebody a lesson." Menu.

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

Club insecurity.

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Bouncer.

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

'Well, this is a coincidence, lady! He's just leaving!'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'