Celestial Bouncer Admirer Mugs

Gates of heaven with bouncers

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"The club scene is really changing."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Inhospitality tent.

After party at the spill club.

You have had enough

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Club insecurity.

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

Bouncer.

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

Early man was a hunter-gatherer!

'Well, this is a coincidence, lady! He's just leaving!'