Belief Bouncer Mugs

"Every day in every way I'm getting gullibler and gullibler."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"The club scene is really changing."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

Inhospitality tent.

'Get an afterlife!'

You have had enough

After party at the spill club.

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

'Confusionism'

Club insecurity.

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

Bouncer.

"It's all very well for people to go on about restraining hedge fund managers...but they have not idea of what we do!"

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

"Can you stop bouncing your home improvement ideas off me!"