Belief Bouncer Gifts

"Every day in every way I'm getting gullibler and gullibler."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"The club scene is really changing."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Inhospitality tent.

'Get an afterlife!'

You have had enough

After party at the spill club.

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

'Confusionism'

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

I'm sorry, Miss. I can't involve the bouncer just to "teach somebody a lesson." Menu.

Club insecurity.

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

Bouncer.

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"It's all very well for people to go on about restraining hedge fund managers...but they have not idea of what we do!"

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."