Boundary Bouncer Gifts

'Think we should ask permission first?'

"At least we can still be friends!"

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Inhospitality tent.

You have had enough

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

After party at the spill club.

Club insecurity.

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

"That's an old photo."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"Don't invade his space."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

'Maybe we should start the meeting with a 'Getting to know each other' ice-breaker. Would anyone like to share their sexual fantasies?'

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

Bouncer.

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"