Bitcoin Buccaneer Gifts

"By combing 21st century investment strategies with your traditional methods, we put all your booty into bitcoins and buried them under a palm tree in Trinidad."

Pirate

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"How many letters can you read?"

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

Corporate pirate.

What's 'Bitcoin'?

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

Madame Zola - Bitcoin futures

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

He also buried the bitcoin password in the treasure chest.

'Welcome aboard Todd. Let me introduce you to the rest of the crew.'

"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies."

"I'm sorry but the bubbles make me giggle."

'He's having a bad feather day.'

Financial Pirates

Pirate King

"He accidentally received a bitcoin miner's electric bill."

"Sorry lad, but I invested all me pot of gold in bitcoin!"

"Today treasuries were down on news that bitcoin futures were up."

The Tooth Accountant

Pirate

"So I reckon this is your first rodeo."

Apparently bitcoin is money that you have but never see! Big deal! I don't see it now!

"Next time I'm getting a parrot instead of a woodpecker!"

Pirate King

It has the capabilities of a smartphone. I call it the "iPatch"!

Pirate digging for treasure at computer icon on island.

Pirate Captain, with his hook accessories, in his kitchen.

Virtual Money?