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"By combing 21st century investment strategies with your traditional methods, we put all your booty into bitcoins and buried them under a palm tree in Trinidad."

Pirate

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

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'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"How many letters can you read?"

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

Corporate pirate.

What's 'Bitcoin'?

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

Financial Pirates

Pirate King

'Welcome aboard Todd. Let me introduce you to the rest of the crew.'

'He's having a bad feather day.'

"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies."

"He accidentally received a bitcoin miner's electric bill."

"Sorry lad, but I invested all me pot of gold in bitcoin!"

"Today treasuries were down on news that bitcoin futures were up."

The Tooth Accountant

"So I reckon this is your first rodeo."

Pirate

Apparently bitcoin is money that you have but never see! Big deal! I don't see it now!

"Next time I'm getting a parrot instead of a woodpecker!"

The captain realised that if he were to continue to strike fear into mens hearts, he must never be seen in a state of undress.

Pirate King

Pirate digging for treasure at computer icon on island.

Pirate Radio

Virtual Money?