Bitcoin Buff Gifts

The Sultan of Bitcoin

"And it looks like the bitcoin toss has left everyone confused."

Bitcoin Asteroid

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

TSA Noah

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

'It looks like our data.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

Moses as a mobster.

Horseshoes...Samson-style

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

"It doesn't say, son, who they pawned the kittens off on after the flood."

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.