Bitcoin Buff Pillows

The Sultan of Bitcoin

"And it looks like the bitcoin toss has left everyone confused."

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

TSA Noah

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

'It looks like our data.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"It doesn't say, son, who they pawned the kittens off on after the flood."

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

Horseshoes...Samson-style

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

Moses as a mobster.

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

Arresting Adam and Eve

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