Bitcoin Boss Pillows

"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies."

Search for Rare Bitcoin

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

My First Bitcoin.

Donald Trump Wearing Russian Flag Cape

"Beats me. He says he's playing e-sports for cryptocurrency."

"He created Bitecoin."

What's 'Bitcoin'?

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

'Cyber mining for bitcoins again?'

Bit coin.

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

"He accidentally received a bitcoin miner's electric bill."

"Sorry lad, but I invested all me pot of gold in bitcoin!"

The Tooth Accountant

"Today treasuries were down on news that bitcoin futures were up."

'By the time I finish explaining the rules, I've lost 'em.'

"Ed's job description has changed. He used to be a code-cracker. Now he's an encryption-disabler."

'It was Bob's last wish to spread his ashes on the spot where he spent most of his athletic career.'

"Your lessons on crypto and NFT's. . . priceless!"

Virtual Money?

Apparently bitcoin is money that you have but never see! Big deal! I don't see it now!

"Lost bitcoin password"

"You better not take any money from this guy, he's a cryptocurrency trader."

"It's okay, but I do prefer bowling!"