Bingo Buffs Gifts

"I'm going to my seniors' computer group meeting. We play bingo, share coffee and cookies, then break into groups and talk."

BINGO Billiards

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Bingo night.

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

Battleship Bingo Night.

"In light of current market conditions, I've diversified your portfolio to include Lotto tickets and bingo chips."

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

Ouija Bored

"I'm afraid the only thing we have in your line of work at the moment is a bingo caller in Milton Keynes."

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

Bingo Addicts...

As a louder and more satisfying alternative to clapping, Lily uses her bingo wings.

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

'Good news! That spot is B-9!'

"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection."

Queequeg: Master Harpoonist and Social Director, USS Pequod.

'Be careful! It's her first time winning the jackpot!'

Leo and Florence Wolfe play medication commercial BINGO during the nightly news.

Say, Gutenberg, do you think you could print up some bingo cards?

NOOO!! I hate when I'm missing the last piece of a puzzle! 4 piece puzzle.

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

"My wife bought me a Scrabble set for my birthday...I can't find the words to thank her!"

"I'm pretty sure the word you've used to describe the new Scrabble isn't allowed."