Bingo Gifts

'Oh, good - nothing prohibiting bingo!'

"You're annoyed aren't you that I made more at bingo last year than you did on the stock market."

'BINGO!' 'Please don't! That's 3 games in a row I'm off by 1 number!' ' Stop, Ruby! This is a friendly game!'

Bingo night.

A tremendous thirst for knowledge

'They're trying to attract more male players!'

'B-12!...I mean, N-36!...Ruby, cut that out!' 'Telepathy Made EZ'

As a louder and more satisfying alternative to clapping, Lily uses her bingo wings.

'Did someone yell, bingo?' - 'No, Selma had another stroke!'

'You can always tell when Granny has had a good day playing bingo.'

"House!" (train spotter calling out like bingo winner).

'At least when we lived on a golf course, I could use the balls that fell into our yard.'

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

BINGO HALL: 'Say, isn't that big Ed the trucker?!' 'I was off by one number! Sniff! By one lousy number' 'Now, now, dear! It can happen to the best of men! Have another tissue!'

'There you go, Ruby! Just lay back, watch the clouds drift by and you'll soon forget about...well, you know?!'

'Your Bingo papers, Madam!' 'She's been a real pain since she won the jackpot last week!'

'you try playing Bingo every day on what Social Security pays!

'Sorry folks; economics forced a change of venue.'

The Trump Years: Bingo Edition

"I'm not one to count....But at any given session we'd go close to 50 shades of grey, with a good mix of purple rinse too!!!"

'Why settle for a mere rabbit's foot?!'

'Arrgh! Two fat ladies!'

'Be careful! It's her first time winning the jackpot!'

Monastery Bingo

Midlife Madness

"I specifically heard you say, "Ruby, can you please go out and walk the dog?. . ."

James Bond: The Cutback Years

"At Morgan Stanley, Ms. Brimworth, we do not shout 'Bingo!'"

"I thought you were just kidding about those old ladies."

"History Channel Bingo"

"I got Bingo!"

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

"I was unfaithful once with a bald headed man behind a bingo hall." "That was me, Flo."

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

"Well it's not my idea of foreplay!"