Bingo King Gifts

'Forty four fat old bats, forty four.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Bingo night.

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

"In light of current market conditions, I've diversified your portfolio to include Lotto tickets and bingo chips."

Battleship Bingo Night.

'This is serious. I think our area of expertise lacks a buzzword.'

"I'm afraid the only thing we have in your line of work at the moment is a bingo caller in Milton Keynes."

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

Bingo Addicts...

'Good news! That spot is B-9!'

As a louder and more satisfying alternative to clapping, Lily uses her bingo wings.

'Be careful! It's her first time winning the jackpot!'

Say, Gutenberg, do you think you could print up some bingo cards?

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

James Bond: The Cutback Years

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

Leo and Florence Wolfe play medication commercial BINGO during the nightly news.

'Pst Ned! You're losing 'em.'

'Sorry folks; economics forced a change of venue.'

Conference Bingo

Life bingo

'I know it's witness protection but do we have to drink and smoke so much and play poker all day and night.'

"Your deadliest sin was cheating at church bingo."

"Aunt Ruby! Can we go home now?!"

"He has a great voice for giving sermons but even greater for calling Bingo ... "

"At one point last month, while doing a crossword puzzle, a full five minutes went by where I didn't think about Bingo!. . . This sign ought to take care of that!"

"This truly is the season of miracles!"

"Baldo, I'm walking to the church...it's bingo night!"

"This says the gang problem has been overestimated."

'They should rename this place 'Colditz with Bingo'.'

"Bongo! I have bongo, Your Excellency. My entire people have bingo."

"Never bring a dog inside named 'Bingo'."