Bingo Mugs

'Oh, good - nothing prohibiting bingo!'

"You're annoyed aren't you that I made more at bingo last year than you did on the stock market."

'BINGO!' 'Please don't! That's 3 games in a row I'm off by 1 number!' ' Stop, Ruby! This is a friendly game!'

'I'm not a practicing Catholic anymore, but thanks to bingo I still get to church once a week.'

Bingo night.

Bingo Addicts...

A tremendous thirst for knowledge

'They're trying to attract more male players!'

'B-12!...I mean, N-36!...Ruby, cut that out!' 'Telepathy Made EZ'

As a louder and more satisfying alternative to clapping, Lily uses her bingo wings.

'Did someone yell, bingo?' - 'No, Selma had another stroke!'

'Good news! That spot is B-9!'

'At least when we lived on a golf course, I could use the balls that fell into our yard.'

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

'Your Bingo papers, Madam!' 'She's been a real pain since she won the jackpot last week!'

'There you go, Ruby! Just lay back, watch the clouds drift by and you'll soon forget about...well, you know?!'

BINGO HALL: 'Say, isn't that big Ed the trucker?!' 'I was off by one number! Sniff! By one lousy number' 'Now, now, dear! It can happen to the best of men! Have another tissue!'

'Sorry folks; economics forced a change of venue.'

"House!" (train spotter calling out like bingo winner).

'You can always tell when Granny has had a good day playing bingo.'

'you try playing Bingo every day on what Social Security pays!

Midlife Madness

'Why settle for a mere rabbit's foot?!'

Monastery Bingo

The Trump Years: Bingo Edition

"I'm not one to count....But at any given session we'd go close to 50 shades of grey, with a good mix of purple rinse too!!!"

"I specifically heard you say, "Ruby, can you please go out and walk the dog?. . ."

'Be careful! It's her first time winning the jackpot!'

'Arrgh! Two fat ladies!'

"Well it's not my idea of foreplay!"

'Tut, tut, Father Clancy, we missed you at bingo Friday...'

Sermon: 'Is there life after Bingo?'

"I got Bingo!"

"History Channel Bingo"

Forty days without a bingo, Mrs. Franklin finally snaps.