Cyber Buccaneer Gifts

'Of course I've been downloading content illegally over the company network. What did you think was gonna happen when you hired me?'

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Online Dating

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

Binary Man

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"How many letters can you read?"

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

Tuppermalware

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

"I'm sorry but the bubbles make me giggle."

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

"Seems you Americans, you have lost your mojo, yes?"

Pirate King

It's a beautiful day. Take your computer and invent the next crippling internet virus outside.

He also buried the bitcoin password in the treasure chest.

"So I reckon this is your first rodeo."

'My God, you're right Hawkins - It is the missing hyper-link.'

Snail: 'HUMPH! Computer Geeks.'

"OK Zoomer!"

'Computers Around The World'

The captain realised that if he were to continue to strike fear into mens hearts, he must never be seen in a state of undress.

"I'm tired of hacking websites. Let's climb a tree."

It has the capabilities of a smartphone. I call it the "iPatch"!

"Nobody knows your dead on the Internet."

Book computer.