Cyber Buccaneer Prints

'Of course I've been downloading content illegally over the company network. What did you think was gonna happen when you hired me?'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Online Dating

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

Binary Man

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"How many letters can you read?"

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

Tuppermalware

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

"Seems you Americans, you have lost your mojo, yes?"

Pirate King

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

'My God, you're right Hawkins - It is the missing hyper-link.'

"So I reckon this is your first rodeo."

Snail: 'HUMPH! Computer Geeks.'

"OK Zoomer!"

"I'm tired of hacking websites. Let's climb a tree."

Book computer.

"Nobody knows your dead on the Internet."

The captain realised that if he were to continue to strike fear into mens hearts, he must never be seen in a state of undress.

Pirate digging for treasure at computer icon on island.

"Next time I'm getting a parrot instead of a woodpecker!"

'Computers Around The World'