Modern Buccaneer Gifts

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

Illegal electronic commerce

Pirate

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Free speech isn't cheap!

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"How many letters can you read?"

Corporate pirate.

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

'He's having a bad feather day.'

'Welcome aboard Todd. Let me introduce you to the rest of the crew.'

Financial Pirates

Pirate King

'I'm tired of using every part of the stupid buffalo -- I wish they'd put a Wal-Mart in around here!'

Pirate

Condom Delivery

Pirate Captain, with his hook accessories, in his kitchen.

Metal Detectors on Treasure Island

"Next time I'm getting a parrot instead of a woodpecker!"

Pirate Radio

The captain realised that if he were to continue to strike fear into mens hearts, he must never be seen in a state of undress.

"By combing 21st century investment strategies with your traditional methods, we put all your booty into bitcoins and buried them under a palm tree in Trinidad."

Pirate King

Pirate digging for treasure at computer icon on island.

'I told you I didn't want indoor plumbing, but no! You just had to keep up with the Jones. Call the plumber. The pipes are frozen again.'

'He's murder on the high C's.'

The pirates didn't see Aye to Aye.

"When did you buy that Hoover?"

Practical pirate.

Pirate: 'No No No,you BLITHERING Dunderheads! We do that AT Sea!!'

"Arr...Here must be the spto where the treasure's buried! Start diggin'!"

"You are using an unregistered copy of this software...please register..."

'I didn't know there was a blue heron of happiness.'