Bird-loving Buccaneers Gifts

Practical pirate.

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"You calm down."

Surprise in the salad bowl

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Penguin suit fitting.

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Easter Egg Island

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

'It's a chicken.'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

"How many letters can you read?"

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'