Buccaneer Bard Gifts

Pirate

Pirate

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Shakespeare in the clink

"How many letters can you read?"

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

My first mistake.

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

John takes a personivacation.

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

'Welcome aboard Todd. Let me introduce you to the rest of the crew.'

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

Pirate King

'He's having a bad feather day.'

'...when all at once I saw a bunch, a bunch of golden daffodils...no, it still doesn't sound right.'

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

Grange Hildegard.

The British Hamlet ('Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ...I say 'knew', more of an acquaintance really ...')