Buccaneer Bard Prints

Pirate

Pirate

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Shakespeare in the clink

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

"How many letters can you read?"

My first mistake.

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

John takes a personivacation.

To tweet, or not to tweet - that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the snark and the venomous replies of anonymous jerks

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

I wrote a poem about our failure to capture and secure the highway. It's called "The Road Not taken."

Pirate King

'He's having a bad feather day.'

'Welcome aboard Todd. Let me introduce you to the rest of the crew.'

"To be or not to have been...no, that won't do. To be or not to be, that is the conundrum. Hmmm..."

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

"I'm sorry but the bubbles make me giggle."

'...when all at once I saw a bunch, a bunch of golden daffodils...no, it still doesn't sound right.'

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

Grange Hildegard.

The British Hamlet ('Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ...I say 'knew', more of an acquaintance really ...')

"More sonnets and tragedies? You know the big money is in children's books, right Shakespeare?"