Briefcase Buccaneer Gifts

Financial Pirates

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

I love Lawyers

Waiting for Pants

'Hanson - committee of four.'

Professional man hurdling

'At least I don't have his life.'

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

"How many letters can you read?"

"Honey! We're home!"

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"Take me home now!"

What is possible and what is probable.

'I seem to have brought the wrong brief case, your honor.'

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

Businessman Panhandling

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

Manager.

How Lawyers Evolved.

'I've learned one thing in my years of experience in the business world -- never see a lawyer without seeing a lawyer first.'

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

'Yeah...I don't have a job either. And like you, I am only continuing this routine to keep my wife quiet.'

Caution - Low gravity zone.

'The New York stock exchange is up twelve and a half points n early trading. Nasdaq is down on and a quarter!'

'This HS2 brief is the kind of work I live for!'

Late again.

It was dawning on Ed that maybe his conscience wasn't such a good guide after all.