Briefcase Buccaneer Gifts

Financial Pirates

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

I love Lawyers

Waiting for Pants

'Hanson - committee of four.'

Professional man hurdling

'At least I don't have his life.'

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

"Honey! We're home!"

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"How many letters can you read?"

"Take me home now!"

What is possible and what is probable.

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

'I seem to have brought the wrong brief case, your honor.'

What really became of the boy named Sue.

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

Businessman Panhandling

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

Manager.

How Lawyers Evolved.

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

'I've learned one thing in my years of experience in the business world -- never see a lawyer without seeing a lawyer first.'

"I'm sorry but the bubbles make me giggle."

'The New York stock exchange is up twelve and a half points n early trading. Nasdaq is down on and a quarter!'

'Yeah...I don't have a job either. And like you, I am only continuing this routine to keep my wife quiet.'

Late again.

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."

'This HS2 brief is the kind of work I live for!'

Caution - Low gravity zone.