Briefcase Sprinter Gifts

Professional man hurdling

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

I love Lawyers

Waiting for Pants

'Hanson - committee of four.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

White Collar Crime.

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"Honey! We're home!"

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

What is possible and what is probable.

"Take me home now!"

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

What really became of the boy named Sue.

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

'I seem to have brought the wrong brief case, your honor.'

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

Manager.

How Lawyers Evolved.

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

'I've learned one thing in my years of experience in the business world -- never see a lawyer without seeing a lawyer first.'

Late again.

'This HS2 brief is the kind of work I live for!'

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

Back to Work

Financial Pirates

'The New York stock exchange is up twelve and a half points n early trading. Nasdaq is down on and a quarter!'

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."

Caution - Low gravity zone.