Briefcase Sprinter Mugs

Professional man hurdling

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

I love Lawyers

Waiting for Pants

'Hanson - committee of four.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

White Collar Crime.

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"Honey! We're home!"

What is possible and what is probable.

"Take me home now!"

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

'I seem to have brought the wrong brief case, your honor.'

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

Manager.

How Lawyers Evolved.

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

'I've learned one thing in my years of experience in the business world -- never see a lawyer without seeing a lawyer first.'

Financial Pirates

'This HS2 brief is the kind of work I live for!'

'The New York stock exchange is up twelve and a half points n early trading. Nasdaq is down on and a quarter!'

Late again.

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

Back to Work

Caution - Low gravity zone.

'Yeah...I don't have a job either. And like you, I am only continuing this routine to keep my wife quiet.'