Briefcase Warrior Mugs

All lawyered up and no place to go

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

I love Lawyers

Waiting for Pants

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

'Hanson - committee of four.'

Professional man hurdling

'At least I don't have his life.'

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

White Collar Crime.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"Honey! We're home!"

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"Take me home now!"

What is possible and what is probable.

'I seem to have brought the wrong brief case, your honor.'

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

What really became of the boy named Sue.

Businessman Panhandling

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

Manager.

How Lawyers Evolved.

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

'I've learned one thing in my years of experience in the business world -- never see a lawyer without seeing a lawyer first.'

Late again.

Back to Work

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."

Financial Pirates

Caution - Low gravity zone.

'This HS2 brief is the kind of work I live for!'