Modern Buccaneer Mugs

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

It has the capabilities of a smartphone. I call it the "iPatch"!

Illegal electronic commerce

Pirate

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Free speech isn't cheap!

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"How many letters can you read?"

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

Corporate pirate.

'Welcome aboard Todd. Let me introduce you to the rest of the crew.'

He also buried the bitcoin password in the treasure chest.

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

Financial Pirates

'He's having a bad feather day.'

Pirate King

"I'm sorry but the bubbles make me giggle."

Pirate

'I'm tired of using every part of the stupid buffalo -- I wish they'd put a Wal-Mart in around here!'

Condom Delivery

Metal Detectors on Treasure Island

Pirate Captain, with his hook accessories, in his kitchen.

"Next time I'm getting a parrot instead of a woodpecker!"

The captain realised that if he were to continue to strike fear into mens hearts, he must never be seen in a state of undress.

Pirate Radio

Pirate King

"By combing 21st century investment strategies with your traditional methods, we put all your booty into bitcoins and buried them under a palm tree in Trinidad."

Pirate digging for treasure at computer icon on island.

'I told you I didn't want indoor plumbing, but no! You just had to keep up with the Jones. Call the plumber. The pipes are frozen again.'

'He's murder on the high C's.'

Pirate: 'No No No,you BLITHERING Dunderheads! We do that AT Sea!!'

"Arr...Here must be the spto where the treasure's buried! Start diggin'!"

Practical pirate.

"When did you buy that Hoover?"