Bookish Barkers Pillows

'I bark, therefore I am.'

"You used to fetch a newspaper? What's a newspaper?"

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

Building Books.

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

William Blake.

I like a good whodunit.

'I found some information in this book for my school paper. How do I click 'print'?'

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

'Camilo José Cela'

'I like it.'

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

'He's been in here all day looking for trouble.'

"She's always got her nose in a book."

"Shh, too much racket."

In too deep

'If you can't afford representation, the court will appoint a lawyer and a book agent.'

'Since we're bears, when can we start mauling people?'

Updated Classic: Treasury Island

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

Publisher to book writer holding up 'Get on Oprah' sign: 'So that's the extent of your marketing plan?'

'Next, go to the 'Guard' menu and select 'Bark.''