Bookish Birds Gifts

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'Cat Lit. You?'

Litteratti K9s.

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

Dog Training. Most of the choices the dogs made for their book reports are logical. The labrador retriever chose "Catch-22." The terrier, who loves to dig, chose "Journey to the Center of the Earth." The basset hound is doing his on "The Howling." and the shar-pei picked "A Wrinkle in Time." But the dachshund's choice confuses me. Even with the ground-hugging physique, he selected "Wuthering Heights."

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

"It wasn't as good as his first book, 'Eating Worms.'"

I like a good whodunit.

William Blake.

'I found some information in this book for my school paper. How do I click 'print'?'

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

'I bark, therefore I am.'

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

"I wish I'd never taught him to read - now he takes forever to go to the bathroom."

'Camilo José Cela'

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

"School is loverly this time of year."

'It's okay dear. He's my ghostwriter.'

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

"Everybody wants to meet the author, but nobody wants to read the book."

'If you can't afford representation, the court will appoint a lawyer and a book agent.'

"I decided to self-publish."

A man reading whilst running on the word LIBRARY

'Since we're bears, when can we start mauling people?'

"She's always got her nose in a book."

'Take it from me - after all, I'm in the second grade - learning is a slow, slow process.'

"When we have interactive books, the first thing I'm going to do is rush Little Nell to a hospital."

'On the other hand, I really don't do that much reading.'

Meet The Ghostwriter