Scrapbook Brawler Gifts

Thugs read a 'SCRAP BOOK': 'Here's that punch-up outside the Rose and Crown, there's me at the match ...'

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

'And another thing - you hog the duvet!'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

"Smile! It's for the women I've dated scrapbook!"

Memory Lane (lined with post-its).

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')

Psychology in Action - on sale at $10.95.

"Oh, not much. Just sitting here sifting through an old scrapbook of past injustices and imagined slights."

Umbrella fight.

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

"These soldiers are going to need artillery support to get into this egg."

Scrap-Booking

Afternoon crafts

'Oh yeah? Well, my dad can beat up your dad!'

'I'll put it this way: throw away the planning book and start scrapbooking.'

Department Battles

"You realize, of course, that this means war."

"I've put together this cool scrapbook from our adventures, called 'Feels Like Team Spirit'."

Harry knew that his time with the Norman Mailer reading group was over.

Boxer

Embarrassing Photos.

'This is my scrapbook of losing lottery tickets.'

War of the Supermarkets

'Welcome to our book club. Have a seat until we call on you to defend your book with your fists.'

Save everything - I can use it later when I scrapbook this.

Violence erupts at Scrapbooking Expo 20113 when Marge Durwitz refers to her longtime rival Janet King's work as 'crapbooking' once too often.

I'm looking for some stamps in the Jungle Series.'

'This is a picture of the basilica.' - 'Uh-huh' - 'This is a picture of us in front of the basilica.' - 'Uh-huh.' - 'This is the basilica again, but there's a story attached to this picture.' - 'Oh, go...od.'

"The label is meant to go in a ledger for future enjoyment, but for now I'm placing it here, for present enjoyment."