Scrapbook Fanatic Gifts

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

The Remote Olympics

The Hendersons: The Shitty Years

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

"Just thought I'd let you know that the stars are in the exact same configuration as when Mary Shelley wrote 'Frankenstein'."

'Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.'

"Then the proprietor said, we'll publish and be damned, so we did and here we are."

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

"Smile! It's for the women I've dated scrapbook!"

How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')

"Oh, not much. Just sitting here sifting through an old scrapbook of past injustices and imagined slights."

'Sonia, do you think we are living through what will become 'The good old days'?'

'Instead of a bonus, Samson, here's an autographed copy of my book, 'The Seven Habits of Highly Stingy People'.'

'I'll put it this way: throw away the planning book and start scrapbooking.'

Afternoon crafts

Scrap-Booking

It Was One Of The Toughest Divorce Settlements He'd Ever Seen..

You'd like to see my scrapbooks wouldn't you?

'Don't you just love browsing through these old photo albums?'

Action Collaging

'Gosh, Grandpa...I always thought you went to school with a bunch of old people.'