Scrapbooking Aficionado Gifts

Action Collaging

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Patents office.

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

International House of Paperwork

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

The Hendersons: The Shitty Years

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

The Remote Olympics

'This is Henry, he'll show you the ins and outs.'

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

'911!'

Desk boxes: 'TOO LITTLE...TOO LATE'

"Bad drawing."

"If there's anything more we can do for you, don't hesitate to fill out the proper forms."

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

society of cartoonists...

"Smile! It's for the women I've dated scrapbook!"

Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.

Hungry For Art.