Scrapbooking Aficionado Gifts

Action Collaging

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Patents office.

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

The Remote Olympics

The Hendersons: The Shitty Years

International House of Paperwork

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

Cow InOut Trays.

'This is Henry, he'll show you the ins and outs.'

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

'911!'

Desk boxes: 'TOO LITTLE...TOO LATE'

"Bad drawing."

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

"If there's anything more we can do for you, don't hesitate to fill out the proper forms."

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

"Smile! It's for the women I've dated scrapbook!"

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

Hungry For Art.

society of cartoonists...