Scrapbooking Superstar Gifts

"These clippings are very interesting, but you're confusing being newsworthy with being credit-worthy."

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

The Hendersons: The Shitty Years

The Remote Olympics

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

Stitch one, pearl one...

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

Memory Lane (lined with post-its).

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

"Smile! It's for the women I've dated scrapbook!"

Come to bed, snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points, and then told him his parents don

How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')

"Oh, not much. Just sitting here sifting through an old scrapbook of past injustices and imagined slights."

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

'Sonia, do you think we are living through what will become 'The good old days'?'

'I'll put it this way: throw away the planning book and start scrapbooking.'

Candy Art Study

Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles

Afternoon crafts

Scrap-Booking

"Ok stranger - you draw first...."

You'd like to see my scrapbooks wouldn't you?

"Is this another family photo album?"

Artist painting nude.

Action Collaging

'Gosh, Grandpa...I always thought you went to school with a bunch of old people.'

Knitting

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time