Scrapbooking Superstar Gifts

"These clippings are very interesting, but you're confusing being newsworthy with being credit-worthy."

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

The Hendersons: The Shitty Years

The Remote Olympics

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

Stitch one, pearl one...

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

"Smile! It's for the women I've dated scrapbook!"

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')

"Oh, not much. Just sitting here sifting through an old scrapbook of past injustices and imagined slights."

'Sonia, do you think we are living through what will become 'The good old days'?'

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

Candy Art Study

Scrap-Booking

"Ok stranger - you draw first...."

'I'll put it this way: throw away the planning book and start scrapbooking.'

Afternoon crafts

You'd like to see my scrapbooks wouldn't you?

"I've put together this cool scrapbook from our adventures, called 'Feels Like Team Spirit'."

"Is this another family photo album?"

'Gosh, Grandpa...I always thought you went to school with a bunch of old people.'

Knitting

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

'Don't you just love browsing through these old photo albums?'