Scrapbooking Gifts

How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')

"Oh, not much. Just sitting here sifting through an old scrapbook of past injustices and imagined slights."

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

'This is my scrapbook of losing lottery tickets.'

Scrap book - 'Thursday....kicked Terry's head in.'

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

You'd like to see my scrapbooks wouldn't you?

Scrap-Booking

Violence erupts at Scrapbooking Expo 20113 when Marge Durwitz refers to her longtime rival Janet King's work as 'crapbooking' once too often.

'Yeah, that's me. But, that was taken way back, when I was a kid!'

"The label is meant to go in a ledger for future enjoyment, but for now I'm placing it here, for present enjoyment."

"I've put together this cool scrapbook from our adventures, called 'Feels Like Team Spirit'."

'Gosh, Grandpa...I always thought you went to school with a bunch of old people.'

I'm looking for some stamps in the Jungle Series.'

'See! This is why dogs shouldn't scrapbook!'

"Is this another family photo album?"

"Smile! It's for the women I've dated scrapbook!"

"I'm making a scrapbook to document the most embarrassing moments of your life."

'Slade, I need help with a blackmailer ... and could you find me a 1928 Canadian?'

"I always print every photo from phone. I feel I need to hardcopy all my memories."

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles

The Hendersons: The Shitty Years

The Remote Olympics

Save everything - I can use it later when I scrapbook this.

Action Collaging

"It started with cutting letters out of magazines for ransom notes, now he's really into scrapbooking."

Afternoon crafts

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'Sonia, do you think we are living through what will become 'The good old days'?'

'Ok, give me $30 worth of rare stamps, and change for the bus.'

Thugs read a 'SCRAP BOOK': 'Here's that punch-up outside the Rose and Crown, there's me at the match ...'

Man enters room, on nearby table sit 'Memory Album' and one marked 'Fuhgettaboutit'.