Digital Scrapbooker Gifts

Taking Self-portraits.

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

Bird Watching with Binoculars

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

Hans Holbein

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

The Hendersons: The Shitty Years

The Remote Olympics

"I hate people using the cloud."

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

Sponge Blog

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

How to create a brilliant cartoon

"What's a good time for dinner, let's sync up our calendars..."

Save money on the web.

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

"Smile! It's for the women I've dated scrapbook!"

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

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