Digital Scrapbooker Pillows

Taking Self-portraits.

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"There, all neat and tidy!"

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

Hans Holbein

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

"I hate people using the cloud."

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

The Remote Olympics

The Hendersons: The Shitty Years

Sponge Blog

"What's a good time for dinner, let's sync up our calendars..."

How to create a brilliant cartoon

I can't decide if I want my blog to be G-rated or X-rated. On the one hand, "blog" is just a four-letter word. But on the other hand, cleanliness is next to blogginess. ?

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

Save money on the web.

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

Modern publishing.

'You got sticky notes.'

"I can accept Mum's gone, but I can't bring myself to press 'delete'."