Scrapbook Creator Gifts

"Smile! It's for the women I've dated scrapbook!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

Hans Holbein

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

The Remote Olympics

The Hendersons: The Shitty Years

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

How to create a brilliant cartoon

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')

"Oh, not much. Just sitting here sifting through an old scrapbook of past injustices and imagined slights."

'Sonia, do you think we are living through what will become 'The good old days'?'

'It's not a great start to his cartooning career...he's got creative block about what to call himself.'

A pen spewing letters

'I'll put it this way: throw away the planning book and start scrapbooking.'

Afternoon crafts

Scrap-Booking

You'd like to see my scrapbooks wouldn't you?

'Don't you just love browsing through these old photo albums?'

"Is this another family photo album?"

'Gosh, Grandpa...I always thought you went to school with a bunch of old people.'

Action Collaging

"I've put together this cool scrapbook from our adventures, called 'Feels Like Team Spirit'."