Scrapbooker Gifts

'This is my scrapbook of losing lottery tickets.'

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

Memory Lane (lined with post-its).

I'm looking for some stamps in the Jungle Series.'

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Bird Watching with Binoculars

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

Hans Holbein

The Remote Olympics

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

The Hendersons: The Shitty Years

How to create a brilliant cartoon

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

"Smile! It's for the women I've dated scrapbook!"

How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')

"Oh, not much. Just sitting here sifting through an old scrapbook of past injustices and imagined slights."

'Sonia, do you think we are living through what will become 'The good old days'?'

'I'll put it this way: throw away the planning book and start scrapbooking.'

Afternoon crafts

Scrap-Booking

Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles

You'd like to see my scrapbooks wouldn't you?

Scrapbooking in the 22nd Century.

'Don't you just love browsing through these old photo albums?'

"Is this another family photo album?"

"Lately, the demands of our cat have begun to spiral wildly out of control."

"I've put together this cool scrapbook from our adventures, called 'Feels Like Team Spirit'."

'Gosh, Grandpa...I always thought you went to school with a bunch of old people.'