Online Scrapbooker Gifts

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

"So much for password protected."

Bird Watching with Binoculars

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

Hans Holbein

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

The Remote Olympics

The Hendersons: The Shitty Years

Sponge Blog

How to create a brilliant cartoon

'Honestly, I didn't mean any of those things I wrote about you in my diary last night!'

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

Memory Lane (lined with post-its).

"Smile! It's for the women I've dated scrapbook!"

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')

"Oh, not much. Just sitting here sifting through an old scrapbook of past injustices and imagined slights."

'She blogged her first word today.'

'Sonia, do you think we are living through what will become 'The good old days'?'

'I'll put it this way: throw away the planning book and start scrapbooking.'

Afternoon crafts

Scrap-Booking

Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles

'It's our first. Don't know where to begin. Haven't even picked out a domain name.'

Chicken soup for the bloggers soul.

You'd like to see my scrapbooks wouldn't you?

"Is this another family photo album?"

'Gosh, Grandpa...I always thought you went to school with a bunch of old people.'

Action Collaging