Online Scribbler Gifts

Chicken soup for the bloggers soul.

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

When Cells Divide

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'Tax.'

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

Will Self deprecation

Musical Prodigy

'Honestly, I didn't mean any of those things I wrote about you in my diary last night!'

Modern Nursery Rhymes

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

Writer’s Corner

Astrophysics made simple.

"Would it hurt you to take two minutes from writing code to write your grandmother?"

A pen spewing letters