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Chicken soup for the bloggers soul.

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'Anorak anoraks'.

When Cells Divide

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

'Tax.'

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

Now that I've written the book, could you put in a good word with the sales team's muse?

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

Solve for x x r 2.

Will Self deprecation

"I'm beginning to think that coming up with a password that's never been used may be an unsolvable problem."

Musical Prodigy

'Honestly, I didn't mean any of those things I wrote about you in my diary last night!'

Modern Nursery Rhymes

Anna Burns

Writer’s Corner

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

Screenwriters, Inc. Send this revised script to Rupert Murdoch! Right! I'll fax the fix to Fox!

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

Astrophysics made simple.

"Would it hurt you to take two minutes from writing code to write your grandmother?"