Screen Scribbler Gifts

"Please stop signing your monitor's screen. There is a proper way to sign a document someone emails you."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

When Cells Divide

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Information booth attendant solves equation

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

'Tax.'

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

Hans Holbein

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

Will Self deprecation

OOPS!

How to create a brilliant cartoon

Musical Prodigy

"This was Professor Brunzberg's office. He spent half his life trying to solve this equation and the other half he has spent wondering who actually cares about this crap."

Modern Nursery Rhymes

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."