Photo Scrapbooker Gifts

"I need some ID for this check. Credit card...social security card...library card. Don't you have something with your picture on it?"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

Bird Watching with Binoculars

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

Hans Holbein

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

The Remote Olympics

The Hendersons: The Shitty Years

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

"That's two days after you were born."

How to create a brilliant cartoon

"I bet you miss your brother."

". . .Release the Grunwalds now! Do not make us resort to force!"

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

Memory Lane (lined with post-its).

"Smile! It's for the women I've dated scrapbook!"

How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

"Oh, not much. Just sitting here sifting through an old scrapbook of past injustices and imagined slights."

Oh, those are just photos of my first 1,000 kids – I haven't shown you the second 1,000 yet.

"These photos are so great. I can't wait to post them during peak hours over the next week to maximise jealousy."

'Sonia, do you think we are living through what will become 'The good old days'?'

'For me, an experience just isn't real until it's been digitized.'

"Didn't we look young when we were young."

The Frankenstein monster's photo album.

'I'll put it this way: throw away the planning book and start scrapbooking.'

Holiday Snaps, "He always made a point of showing them to visitors."

"And here's a shot of us showing you pictures from our last vacation."