Scrapbook Lover Gifts

Scrap-Booking

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

'Bring out yer books!'

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

Monster Self-Help

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

I love Fountain Pens

"Smile! It's for the women I've dated scrapbook!"

'I used to be somebody. . . I used to be a contender. . .'

How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')

"Oh, not much. Just sitting here sifting through an old scrapbook of past injustices and imagined slights."

"He's showing a great interest in drawing."

'I'm looking for something not written by a celebrity.'

Afternoon crafts

'I'll put it this way: throw away the planning book and start scrapbooking.'

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

'It takes a certain amount of doodling to start the creative juices flowing.'

The New York Rebellion - When the Natives Decided to Take Back the Streets

Action Collaging

"I've put together this cool scrapbook from our adventures, called 'Feels Like Team Spirit'."

"Yes, all of them. I need a Zoom background."

Bookstore: No chargers or batteries needed!

Very Important Secret Government Papers.

'Forty years of paper shuffling, and it comes to this.'

Embarrassing Photos.