Bookish Brawler T-Shirts

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Note Book

Good boy

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

Building Books.

Bestsellers have sold so well there are none at all on the shelves.

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

Crime

William Blake.

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

The Human Ape.

'I found some information in this book for my school paper. How do I click 'print'?'

Psychology in Action - on sale at $10.95.

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

'I bark, therefore I am.'

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

'He's been in here all day looking for trouble.'

In too deep

"She's always got her nose in a book."

'If you can't afford representation, the court will appoint a lawyer and a book agent.'

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

Harry knew that his time with the Norman Mailer reading group was over.

'You're going to ruin your eyes in this light!'

"Do you have any books on construction?"

Discount Books: Meet the Janitor 6-8 PM.

"You used to fetch a newspaper? What's a newspaper?"

'Welcome to our book club. Have a seat until we call on you to defend your book with your fists.'

Librarians and the Karma Sutra